i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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