Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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