So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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