Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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