You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
You are the jesus of drinking
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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