Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Randomize
