if you like me you must not know who I am
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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