I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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