You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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