69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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