yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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