Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
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