We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
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High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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