His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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