Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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