I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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