look no pants
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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