Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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