...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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