I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
My butt remains clenched, sir.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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