Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I think people are normalizing furries
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize