couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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