he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
So. Much. Porn.
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