Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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