Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
where does the pee come out of this thing
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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