she was so not down for the gang bang
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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