her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
now i know why i became what i already was.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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