I need help removing her.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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