how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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