Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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