people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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