Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
You're so nebulous sometimes
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
its liver damage thursday
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