Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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