i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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