I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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