You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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