I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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