Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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