ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Sober January is a disaster.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Randomize
