I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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