Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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