Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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