Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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