I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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