office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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