my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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