is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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