He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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