he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
You're like the curious george of whores
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
The struggles of a small town man whore
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
