The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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