I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
