so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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