maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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