Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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