The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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