I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
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