ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Congratulations! We have a period
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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