He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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