I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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